I never make a criticism, if I don't have a Rez-a-loo-shun

Don't get me wrong--- I love a good business card. Heavy card stock brings me the same sort of happiness usually reserved for a fresh plate of piping hot fries. But this guy? WHOA. 25 years to design, eh? Can't wait to see how long the letterhead and envelopes will take.

Is it me or is he like the Arrested Development Job of paper products?

favorite line: "See this card? CHEAP. Strathmore stock. 60 lb. Holds a crease. Looks like crap? It IS crap."