On Today's edition of "That's Not My Name"

Oh starbucks. You and your skinny vanilla lattes bring me back to life. But here's my beef jerky with you: why must my name always be wrong on the cup? I'm starting to wonder if I don't have some sort of speech impediment or horrible lisp.
To date, I've seen:
Sossy
Sodie
and my personal favorite....Zosie
But today? Today's name really took the cake.


Thank you