This is why I love my kid sister kimmies

Apparently upon leaving my apartment last night after a big night of drinking, she started dancing and singing in the streets on her way to the subway. She sent me the above video and wrote:

"i was like lightly frolicking
like doing jazz dance moves
and belting out songs.
like if the looney van had been driving by
they would have swooped in and picked up the scraps
that are my brains
OH MY GAWWWDD
why!!"

I know why- it's called the askew special: cheap bootleg pinot grigio that comes in the gallons. side effects include unacceptable behavior. You're welcome little lady!