This is your mom... whom you'll meet in just a few short weeks. Just so you know, she is just as stunning at 8 months pregnant as she was when I first met her just a few years ago. And your nursery, by the way, ROCKS. Seriously, I'd love to switch bedrooms with you. Anyway, we can't wait to meet you... Just try not to make a poopie diaper when you're on my watch, k?