It's just like, it's just like... a mini... MAUL.

Be forewarned: This awful rap is highly addictive. I found myself humming it in the shower this morning. Also? Someone should let Carla from Top Chef know that she no longer holds the title for Craziest Eyes. Sorry Carls. Montgomery blows you out of the water on this one.

What I wouldn't do for a little cowbell and fog machine action to be added to this.