Somewhere Kurt Cobain is turning in his grave

Actually, he's probably spinning like a Tasmanian Devil. There are just so many things wrong with this skate performance... from the synthetic hair piece to the sleeveless flannel, it's all just one big choreographed hot mess. He clearly stole my moves at the 3:20 mark... that's exactly what I do when the jeans come out of the dryer a lit-tle too tight. That said, if this ridiculous ice buffoon doesn't brighten your day, then I just don't know what will. Enjoy nuggets!