You can run and tell THAT homeboy

Well OBVIOUSLY this is my favorite halloween costume thus far. Don't think bed intruder isn't on my ipod. Because it is. And I play it daily. Because I am so dumb. Really really dumb. FOR REAL.

UPDATE: Amazing versions of the song here and here. Paging Grace and Lillian, my musically brilliant cousins: We need to get crackin' on an Askew recording of this STAT.