What I Desperately Want For Christmas

So that I too can harass young men walking by as I cruise around in a convertible stuffed with frizz-haired friends.

"Hey good lookin'! Will be back to pick you up later!" Um, no you won't. Because I will have a warrant out for your arrest. Hope you, Mr. Microphone and Soap-on-a-Rope don't mind sharing a cell together