Scottie's Bday at Otto

Last Tuesday, the girlies got together for some delicious grub and vino to celebrate Miss Scottie Watson's 25th birthday. How is it possible that a girl, who was so beautiful even back in the 6th grade (as evidenced by the middle school dance photos on facebook), is still a hot tamale? I can only deduce that she has made some sort of deal with the devil. And more importantly, where can I sign up?