Don't Drink and Get Inked

Why didn't someone throw this woman in a snuggie, give her a strawberry bartles and james wine cooler and let her enjoy some Lifetime movies from the comfort of her waterbed? Instead, some genius drove her to a TATTOO PARLOR. My favorite line though? "Don't get all persnippety on me". Ah yes, the english language at its finest. I don't know about you, but after watching this I'm positively itching to get one myself... you know, a little at a time.